Thursday, October 19, 2006

Letter to the Attention Whores

"Dear...

"Indonesia - Thanks. Thanks for the haze. Now Indonesian tourists can feel right at home when they come to Singapore. And those rich PRs that ran away... i mean migrated to Singapore will remember that you exist, and will hopefully realise fellow Indonesians need more help than the Singapore economy.

"North Korea - Thanks. Thanks for the tests you painstakingly carry out. But may i know what for? And how many tests are you gonna carry out before actually doing shit? It wouldn't be something to look forward to of course, but i'd rather your hype be justified. Btw, your fashion sense sucks - you're kinda like the national example of a fashion faux pas. Why don't you work on that instead? Start with the basics aye?

It's ironic how these words are not directed at the countries per se, but at fellow human beings that had literally gone bad.


Lots of Loathe
A soul angry enough to scold not one, but two nations



People are idiots. I hate idiots.

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