Freddy's Choice Awards: Most Binge-Worthy Reference to One's Partner
And the winner is...
"My dar"
... followed closely by "My dear"
like... i can't help but cringe so much that my eyebrows and scalp touch whenever i chance upon this 2-word poison... What are those people mad? to me, those phrases translate to "pui pui pui, ecckkkk PUI (with phlegm)"... it's mushy... no... it's more than mushy... it's unnecessarily overtly mushy... it's the disgusting bucktooth cousin of mushy... it's nowhere near cute and bouncy... and if u jump on it you will Sink right to the bottom - no floating around in midair. It's one of those things that make me wanna shower to cleanse myself after reading.
Just what is our contemporary London Bridge?
"My dar"
... followed closely by "My dear"
like... i can't help but cringe so much that my eyebrows and scalp touch whenever i chance upon this 2-word poison... What are those people mad? to me, those phrases translate to "pui pui pui, ecckkkk PUI (with phlegm)"... it's mushy... no... it's more than mushy... it's unnecessarily overtly mushy... it's the disgusting bucktooth cousin of mushy... it's nowhere near cute and bouncy... and if u jump on it you will Sink right to the bottom - no floating around in midair. It's one of those things that make me wanna shower to cleanse myself after reading.
Just what is our contemporary London Bridge?
posted by el fAdRid at 11:35 PM
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