The Games We Play Now

Forget the PlayStation, Poker Cards, Role Playing, MahJong, Lan Games(tried. can't.) and XBOX 180 degrees. Here's what real 18 year olds play: M-Tion (Manipulation)

Learning M-tion (pronounced "M-Tee-YOn"):
1) Life - some people simply have to go through Life and they know how to M-Tion
2) Boredom - constant innovation leads to development of many versions of M-Tion


How-to-play M-Tion Version 1.1:

1. Go to the chatrooms - Case: the gay ones
2. Adapt - a common way is to Look For Sex - you'll soon be dicksired
3. Converse - words must be filled with intelligence and empathy but dun come across as a snob - * if possible, stray away from sex topics to make the convo meaningful to both of you
4. Feel - this will occur to those who can actually feel their emotions - some call it Guilt
5. Proceed! - if you want to continue with M-Tion, ignore #4 or get used to it
6. Continue chatting on MSN for many days - a pic or two might be requested but need not always be shown

** When the other party starts to turn you off (if he didn't already turn u off from the start), proceed:

7. Turn bad - like a rotting apple, show your bad side bit by bit
8. React to reaction - respond to him in a way that will keep him talking to you
9. Happy Ending - customise the climax- rmbr this is the last thing u say


Possible reactions to #9 and their remedies:

a) "Fuck Off" - Reply, "Ok, but FYI, we straighties do it different. You poke behind we poke in front" "Straight people also Fuck Off by blocking you from MSN." Proceed to block him.

b) "I'm sorry i offended u somehow" - Go back to #4 onwards

If Scenario b) occurs a 2nd time - Reply, "DUDE, i'm straight! Perhaps you are too blinded by all the rays shining from the 7 colours of the rainbow to realise that by now?"

c) "(Sobs Sobs Sobs)" - Experience #4 for some time - if he is too detestable, #4 may be redundant

*** this is just an example; other variations may involve old enemies, current enemies, or whoever accessible. Level of risk and adrenalin rush vary with different M-Tion subjects



Disclaimer
I am not homophobic. Embraces diversity. If any homosexual person hates me for this entry, i ask you to redirect that hatred to those who despise and shun you. Not those who are simply stating facts, lightheartedly. Think.

As you can see, this is also meant to test the features of blogging. Note the excessive italics and bolds and the numberings thingy

P.S. listening to repetitons of Christina Aguilera's Hurt while typing this. Feels like one of those schizo-murderer, Beethoven-composing-Ode-To-Joy, freaky moments. Coincidentally, like the guy who grabbed her dress here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=OGeIkaG4RR4 You can't see his face but his hand is mystifying and scary at once.