Sunday, December 24, 2006

What are the Kids Learning?



forget wad they're learning... pornography should be annihilated altogether. Especially the weird ones. Yeah you heard me - gone with the porn!



Autumn is to Winter as Spring is to Summer

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Tough

Dear Master Friedrich Beaverhausen,

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Like the sirloin steak i had just now, well done.
That's 5 out of 8. And ironically, people are being kind here.



Intelligence leads to airheadedness

Sunday, December 03, 2006

Freddy QnA

Why are you such a downer when it comes to celebrations, like during your recent birthday?

When you really look at it, birthdays aren't really worth celebrating is it? Being older only means you have to look after your own behind and this ain't really a thing to look forward to... I mean just look at the world we're in... Why are we celebrating living in it one extra year... yadda yadda OK OK i shall stop with the preach-like statements for once. Anyway i guess you can blame my p4 tuition teacher, who told me the grown up's version of a birthday. Ok so flashback to XX years ago the day you were born. You think your mom and pop were thinking, "chocolate or vanilla flavor for first birthday cake?" Hell no... god we're talking about your mom's life here... and that's the day her life was at stake and people are freakin celebrating it - at times without their moms when they clearly have that option. But hey that's just me, you do whatever you want. After all celebrating a day you can claim to be yours feels good dun it, coz it seldom happens (once a year at least). As for me, seriously having the family around the same table for a meal or something is rare enough. And if this year means one less person and having to start eating at 10 at night, so be it.

Hope that answers amply.

PS I wanna thank my classmates for the gifts on my B Day. The Neil Humphreys book, Zegna EDT, and the card, also anyone who bothered spending time with me on the day. Thanks!



"So sorry I’m depressing, but just look who I’m talking to."

Obsessions, Fixations, Distractions

Music is all three. It serves at least as a distraction when i really need to get my mind away from things. Anyway this one's a gem. I first heard the original by Streisand and i think Bryan Adams in primary school in one of those $10 cds. Sang along and stuff so that explains why i still remember the lyrics. Yes2 back then, the Backstreet Boys were not the only thing 11 year olds can listen to.




This cover was quite well done actually. And i should say that Mark Bautista (the guy) has got this amazing set of genes. I mean he's a decent singer with the looks - this severely envied good looks which can make straight people go gay. Heck even the gays will be gay-ier looking at him - what more having him crooning a ballad. HELL, i think that woman had an orgasm standing that close to him. Woots. And for those cynical sons and daughters of sorry bitches who take this as one of the clues that i myself might be gay, go fuck yourself orally with a dildo, Shirlock HOLE. Like, your perceptions of how a straight person talks, acts, eats, shits, or even blog ain't gonna dictate how i'm gonna do those things.

Since we're on the topic of music, i want to ask ppl to listen to a wider variety of songs. Sure, most are fond of a certain genre or artiste, but that shouldn't restrict you to just that. Like, i know of Malays who swore off malay songs for all the possible (often) pretentious reasons in the world. But i rediscovered some tunes, and they're kinda tight. And then there are those who only listen to Western musicians. I guess you shouldn't limit yourself so experiment a little instead. But i'm not trying to change the music-listening world either. That said, i ain't a perfect listener myself. I wouldn't wanna be one of those ppl who talks too much abt things they don't really know also. Hell yeah, there are music that i dun like but that's alright coz my mp3 probably has got more song variety than taufik batisah. Perhaps it's because i cheat a little by having Christmas songs. But i'll stand by that self-complimenting claim because i'm just a sack of emptiness inside who needs self-loving.

Oh and, I've Not found someone. But the man in the mirror looks exceptionally stunning tonight. Damn, this was supposed to be a short post.



Rash behaviours can be described literally

Saturday, December 02, 2006

This is a positive post

Hence not much can be said. Hah

But really, leave out the bleakness of this morning and therein lies a subtle yet still existing good moment namely the stage production. Turned out ok, better than i thought.

On the topic of the arts, I love big opening ceremonies. The one for the Doha Games is going on pretty well, partly coz i love Arabian beats and dance, and the show has it. Horses! They have live animals in it! None of our military shits and routine parachute jumping and long outdated colour-changing costumes - at least those aren't the distinctive highlights of the show.

But then i remembered that it was the Doha Games - a sports thing. Save the performers, those fools representing each nation are more often than not narrow minded biotches that think of nothing else but their sports (which is bad enough) or worse, their bodies. Hate jocks, save for my personal grudge against people with good physique, many are really obi-noxious, brainless shitheads and the uglier their face, the worst their tudes. Dude, your arms are seriously big enough. Stop. For the sake of mankind. Stop lifting em' metal bars. Stop for just a few seconds at least. To guys who are slender already, if you make comments about getting a better body, you'll just become a blob of unimportance to me. All of it really boils down to the insatiable nature of humans.

So then why does God allow this to happen, and all other negativities around? To filter out those the best of the good? Should learn up religious knowledge so at least i'll know why the world suck so much. Meanwhile people with a sound mind and a non judgmental character please tell me?

Now i guess no post on this blog would be 100% positive. But it's even more strange how the topic of a good production went to that of himbos.



"I'll end this post with a quote."