Times Square Calling

projects suck.

multiple project deadlines in the same week suck.

multiple emotional blues close to project deadlines suck.


it's times like this when Liza Minnelli calls on me...

"These vagabond shoes,

Are longing to stray

And step around the heart of it

__(name of city you are dying to visit)__

and it's times like this when i wish i could just say, "Start spreading the news, i'm leaving today" Which of course ironically, is the first verse of that song.

and it's times like this when i really absoeffinlutely don't wanna listen to crap and nonsense.

it's times like this when i am highly volatile - and this ain't no warning, just a disclaimer of some sort.

Ohh of course it's times like this when i don't think straight



You just know something's not right when you realise you just used perfume to kill that bug by the bed.

Hit by that Bug again

Officially hit by the travel bug. Coz it's 4am and i can think of nothing else xept travelling. Thanks to the existence of youtube, images and trainticket.com.au and the new Mastercard ad. And not forgetting my restless bum that can't seem to rest at any one place for very long. And time passes slower in this country. God to think that i'm doomed to 2yrs to serve the nation. Abolish it. The only way i'll serve this nation is through the pointing of one finger.

Eeee I don't wanna have no holiday blues of travels i made before. Wanna get me some new blues know wad i mean? I don't see myself lasting the semester, not even till next week without going away. K maybe this term at least. Ahh I really need to go. 2007 would be quite reasonable to some, but it's too long, and i may not make it. Know what'll be delightful? Christmas Eve 2006 at Rockefeller Centre right after watching the Christmas Spectacular at Radio City Music Hall. All i need is someone with either free air travel or lots of disposable moolah. Anyone. Don't matter if we dunno each other. Ice-breaker can just take a few minutes.



What's worse than the bug? Watching Tyra Banks trying to be Oprah Winfrey, at 4am.

Just to reiterate my point

FUCK SENTOSA not just because the whole friggin admissions department is run by losers, people who work under these losers are god forsaken losers themselves and to think these pathetic fools are old enough to be my grandmother (God bless her good soul - plz... tell god to do a major revamp on the world - i'm losing it by the day).

to the old hags working in sentosa: like OMFG you are what? 50 years old? act like a friggin adult. COME ON, behave like you actually had more experience in life than i did. carry yourself with dignity and don't freakin shit on yourself when you clearly don't have the upper hand. My god i've never intentionally put myself as being superior, but now i am fucking saying that i'm so much better than half the people there who - for one, can only think of themselves and how to save themselves from that Big Giant Ass they kiss on a daily basis. FUCK why the hell are you so scared of a mere man? He's friggin human like yourself. Only difference is he fucking acts cool and fierce like some kinda big fucking shot when all he's got is this big fucking ego and that pathetic lil position of a job. Hey buddy, you ain't all that asshole. My god some people don't even think you deserve to be called human, they refer to you as a fucking Dog for fuck's sake. I wouldn't even classify you as an animal, you're much lower than that you sick fuck.

And especailly all you stupid supervisors who get stressed by this walking testosterone of a scoundrel, and then pass it down to me, FUCK YOU. He hurls vulgarities on you and you're treating him like a fucking VIP? what the Fuck? are you not capable of defending yourselves you shameful idiots?
Fuck you for not leaving and salvage what amount of self respect you have left.
Fuck you for not having the same anal intuitions you do while working, to pack up and find another friggin job that you can fucking handle.
Fuck you for only thinking of your sorry little asses when the people you're 'in charge' of need the slightest amounts of compassion.
Fuck you for braggin about your life. Fuck you because nothing is worth bragging when your're there working full time, in a fucking tourist attraction.
Fuck you for sucking up. Fuck you for being fake. Fuck you for being the way you are, because of a job. Fuck you for being the shame of mankind.

Congratulations, united frontliners of Sentosa. You've lost your pride, you ability to be objective, and the very essence of being human beings. But fret not... coz Together, you hold up a Big Giant BLACK Ass and together, all of you Lick, Kiss and caress it. Well Done.